My sideburns I had been growing for a couple months were getting a little out of control, so I shaved them. I did NOT, however, shave them because anyone said I should. No, that would only cause me to keep them longer, which I did, because people did, which caused said ‘burns to tickle my ears and make me think there were bees on me after doing bee calls. I look sexy with them though, no? Notice the picture of Dan in the background. I like to think he would have approved of them.