I have finally gone green.  Yesterday, whilst on the way to my softball game with Dave Gunnell, I suddenly had this uneasy feeling, the feeling that I had to take a crap immediately.  We arrived just in time and I sprinted to the bathroom, where I proceeded to disrespect the toilet and lift my spirits.  At the conclusion of my remarks, I turned around to check my work and found that it was somewhat green, and by “somewhat” I mean “completely.”  Excitedly, I returned to the field and shared my achievement with Dave, and he reminded me that it was Earth Day, and that was why it was green.  Now I can honestly say that Al Gore can eat my crap and like it.